अर्ज किया है…


हम हर रोज़ उदास होते हैं और शाम गुज़र जाती हैं,
इक रोज़ शाम उदास होगी और हम गुज़र जायेंगे !!

तुलसी ऐसी प्रीत न करिओ जैसे लम्बी खजूर,
धुप लगे तो छांव नहीं, भूख लगे फल दूर !!

लिखा हुआ नसीब का मिलता है वक़्त पर,
बस आदमी में सब्र की आदत नहीं रही !!

मेरी ये आदत नहीं के हाल-ए-दिल कहूँ किसी से,
पर तकलीफ़ बहुत होती है दर्द -ए-दिल छुपाने से !!

गैरों की महफ़िल में नीलाम हो जाएँ तो ग़म न होगा,
अपनों पर ऐतबार अब ख़ुदकुशी सा लगता है !!

मंजिले उन्ही को मिलती हैं जिनके सपनो में जान होती है,
सिर्फ पंख से कुछ नहीं होता दोस्तो, हौसलों से उडान होती है !!

मंजिलें तो खुशनसीबों में तक़सीम हो चुकी,
हम खुशख्याल लोग अभी तक सफ़र मैं हैं !!

हो अगर अहसास तो ज़रा कीजिये महसूस,
हर बात का इज़हार ज़रूरी नहीं लब से !!


Movies Masala

“25 Facts, I Observed In Movies”

1) All missions in Mission Impossible are ultimately possible.

2) America is the only country that can save the world from an alien invasion.

3) Chewing gums are ultimate bomb defusers.

4) Love automatically happens when a pretty girl drops her books, and a guy helps her pick them up.

5) It is true love only if she thinks of him while hugging her pillow at night.

6) When a girl steps in to take a shower, chances are that either the phone’s about to ring, or someone is trying to kill her.

7) Dev Anand’s face was forever inclined at an angle of 70 degrees.

8) The news of a natural calamity that can destroy lives is always played on a TV in a busy restaurant.

9) Rich people never have surnames like Kulkarni, Parekh, or Iyer.

10) Superheroes never have sex. Unless he is Batman or Iron man (Rich I prefer)

11) Secretaries are usually hot and sexy.

12) You can’t shoot someone in their sleep, unless you have a pillow and a silencer attached to your gun.

13) The best way to impress a girl is to wait for her to look at you and brush your hand through your hair when you look at her.

14) When an expedition goes wrong, the rich French or Russian guy will always be the bad guy.

15) The best way to find out if she likes you is to look back at her when you walk away to check if she is looking back at you too.

16) Meeting people and falling in love is very easy.

17) People look really cool while running.

18) Emraan Hashmi is always struggling through life.

19) There are no fat women at pool side parties.

20) The bathtub is the best place to lie down and experience a nasty flashback.

21) No one ever uses a pillow that has a nice colorful cover while strangling someone with it.

22) If a poor guy dates a rich girl her father will offer the guy a cheque to make him stop dating her.

23) No news is disturbing until someone is shown removing a pair of spectacles right after they’ve heard about it.

24) Most of the Amercians are in FBI or Secret Services and the rest works in Naughty America.

25) Most bad guys will have the first two buttons of their shirts open.