My khaleesi

Whether you be my KHALEESI or be not but I will always be there to protect you as your DRAGON.

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Ashwini Sharma

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A Girl’s DP Says…

What does a girls profile pic tells u 😉

1. If she is very beautiful with 1000’s of friends , its fake.

2. Her profile pic has lovely Katrina on it, she is shy,ugly or both.

3. There is a guy in the pic along with her, she is already booked.

4. There are more than one girl in the pic, she is most probably the ugliest one.

5. The pic is taken from a side angle of her face , she is most probably fat.

6. The pic is taken from far away , definitely not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with your eye lenses to figure out more of her.

7. The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other stupid thing, most probably a teen who needs to grow up.

8. A pic with a ugly face, Click the back button as soon as you can before anyone catches you red handed 🙂

9. A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden, she is probably the one for you 😛 but don’t be so excited, she wont accept your friend request.

10. A pic with a guy’s face, 3rd Gender 😀 😀

Movies Masala

“25 Facts, I Observed In Movies”

 
Bollywood-Hollywood
1) All missions in Mission Impossible are ultimately possible.

2) America is the only country that can save the world from an alien invasion.

3) Chewing gums are ultimate bomb defusers.

4) Love automatically happens when a pretty girl drops her books, and a guy helps her pick them up.

5) It is true love only if she thinks of him while hugging her pillow at night.

6) When a girl steps in to take a shower, chances are that either the phone’s about to ring, or someone is trying to kill her.

7) Dev Anand’s face was forever inclined at an angle of 70 degrees.

8) The news of a natural calamity that can destroy lives is always played on a TV in a busy restaurant.

9) Rich people never have surnames like Kulkarni, Parekh, or Iyer.

10) Superheroes never have sex. Unless he is Batman or Iron man (Rich I prefer)

11) Secretaries are usually hot and sexy.

12) You can’t shoot someone in their sleep, unless you have a pillow and a silencer attached to your gun.

13) The best way to impress a girl is to wait for her to look at you and brush your hand through your hair when you look at her.

14) When an expedition goes wrong, the rich French or Russian guy will always be the bad guy.

15) The best way to find out if she likes you is to look back at her when you walk away to check if she is looking back at you too.

16) Meeting people and falling in love is very easy.

17) People look really cool while running.

18) Emraan Hashmi is always struggling through life.

19) There are no fat women at pool side parties.

20) The bathtub is the best place to lie down and experience a nasty flashback.

21) No one ever uses a pillow that has a nice colorful cover while strangling someone with it.

22) If a poor guy dates a rich girl her father will offer the guy a cheque to make him stop dating her.

23) No news is disturbing until someone is shown removing a pair of spectacles right after they’ve heard about it.

24) Most of the Amercians are in FBI or Secret Services and the rest works in Naughty America.

25) Most bad guys will have the first two buttons of their shirts open.